I created this blog essentially as a year-long project designed to force me into writing again, even if the writing is shit. There are a bunch of meaningless, self-imposed rules surrounding this, which you can read here.

My hopes and dreams for this blog are as follows:

• Rediscover my love of writing
• Make people laugh
• Somehow get the attention of Jon Hamm, and inspire him to take a really meaningful cross country trip with an awesome indie soundtrack to come find me and hug me exactly like this: